This is the most incredible Wildland Fire Hydraulics Excel spreadsheet in which just one result requires a formula referencing your seven (7) different entries to solve and identify the four (4) key components [Nozzle Pressure, Friction Loss (FL-trunk/attack line), Friction Loss (FL-lateral/overhaul line), Appliance Loss (A), and plus (+) or minus (-) HEAD pressure...
...in a 267 character formula!!!
...to SOLVE Engine Pressure in mere SECONDS upon only three (3) clicks!
You can now pass any exam internationally that uses the SAE system (found on page 2)
...but especially at 100% upon the 'alternative' method taught at the Cal Fire Academy in Ione, CA since the late 1970's...
(found on page 3)
...when back in the day the fiscal budget hinged upon the Affirmative Action hiring rate goals demanded by our U.S. Congress to match the identical percentages by race and gender of the US Capitol 'Standard' to ensure the approximate $0.28 Federal contribution of every ALL MIGHTIER BUDGET dollar was secure!
Too bad they never called me back the following year (1987 was the WORST FIRE SEASON EVER as evidence of the current climate change SHIFT we see today!)
- After graduating TOP STUDENT with a 'GAME SCORE' of 96.8% in their 12-Day Limited Term Fire Apparatus Engineer Academy...
- ...received my letter of recommendation from my Battalion Chief as "...an asset to the department."
- ...upon my impeccable leadership emergency incident command and mitigation, crew supervision, and slide rule calculator phone app firefighter required maintenance and repair of all apparatus and equipment, etc.
Do please contest:
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...but I was considered 'too dangerous' because six (6) weeks to be invited to the Full-Time academy is more than enough time to answer a simple question:
A question I presented to a self proclaimed GOD in Ione in May of 1986:
"Is not Friction Loss a direct mathematical function of gallons per minute?"
END OF MY CAREER!!!
So please feel free to download the spreadsheet that is dependent on seven (7) variables that will pass ANY exam outside of Ione, CA...
...and most certainly for a TOP GAME SCORE (as I received as TOP STUDENT at 96.8%)...
...you can find those PASSING SCORE (FALSIFIED ENGINE PRESSURE!!!) results that not one FELONY EMBEZZLED Federal dollar these last 40+ years truly matters since Affirmative Action ceased long ago!
...OR DOES IT!?!
How do you pronounce:
'QUI TAM' case?
And do please enjoy the EVIDENCE that the California Department of Corrections is ALSO guilty of FELONY EMBEZZLEMENT of Federal funding in that upon the FACT over 120 Correctional Fire Captains (PEACE OFFICERS) refuse to uphold the FALSE CLAIM that 'THEY' work only nine (9) 24-hour shifts per month (108) somehow equals the MOU AGREEMENT mandate upon nine (9) 24 -hour shifts worked in any FLSA (maximum 28-Day work-period) 117 twenty-four hour CONTRACT shifts per year!
Are you as CONFUSED as I!?!
DISBELIEVE THE MYTH! ...GET OFF THE METH!! ...AND DO THE MATH!!!
Enjoy!!!
